Oh, you're really a unicorn disguised as a human? Move along....

So yea...kids in Japan are licking each others eyeballs now. It's apparently considered "2nd base" (so I wonder where boob touching went to...shortstop?). Only problem is it can cause pink eye, can transmit herpes, and I think I heard something about potentially going blind too. Sigh. Not really sure how this is sexually pleasing...but hey...different strokes?